But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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