you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That accounts for only three of the penises
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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