make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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