Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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