My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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