Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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