Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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