But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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