Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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