Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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