cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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