I want to stick my p in your. b.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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