What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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