Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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