I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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