I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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