so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
A bitchslap is in order.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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