I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
operation harelip BJ is a go
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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