omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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