just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
