Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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