Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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