i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
