i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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