We're facebook friends in real life
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
