I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
