I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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