come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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