Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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