I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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