you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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