dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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