can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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