There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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