i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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