I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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