I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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