I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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