Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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