we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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