Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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