my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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