they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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