i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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