I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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