i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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