Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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