so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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