It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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