I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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